consultant-bs-generator2.axpx Source Code

consultant-bs-generator2.aspx Source Code

<%@ Page Language="C#" %>

string[ ] verbs = 
        {architect, e-enable, facilitate, 
         harness, incentivize, optimize, 
         synergize, unleash, whiteboard};
    string[ ] adjectives = 
        {collaborative, cutting-edge, dynamic,
         end-to-end, granular, intuitive,
         24/7, plug-and-play, seamless};
    string[ ] nouns = 
        {action-items, applications, bandwidth,
         deliverables, infrastructures, niches,
         markets, schemas, synergies};

// Randomly pick verb.
    n = r.Next(0, 9);
    verb = verbs[n];

// Randomly pick adjective.
    n = r.Next(0, 9);
    adjective = adjectives[n];

// Randomly pick noun.
    n = r.Next(0, 9);
    noun = nouns[n];

// Assemble sentence.
    sentence = Our consultants can help your company  +
        verb +   + adjective +   + noun + .;
}
</script>

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<head>
<title>consultant-bs-generator1.aspx Example</title>
<link rel=stylesheet type=text/css 
                       href=examples.css />
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<h2>consultant-bs-generator2.aspx Example</h2>

<h3>Generate consultant BS sentence from random words.</h3>

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