consultant-bs-generator1.axpx Source Code

consultant-bs-generator1.aspx Source Code

<%@ Page Language="C#" %>

// Randomly pick verb.
    n = r.Next(1, 11);
    if (n == 1)
    {
        verb = architect;
    }    
    else if (n == 2)
    {
        verb = e-enable;
    }
    else if (n == 3)
    {
        verb = facilitate;
    }
    else if (n == 4)
    {
        verb = harness;
    }
    else if (n == 5)
    {
        verb = incentivize;
    }
    else if (n == 6)
    {
        verb = leverage;
    }
    else if (n == 7)
    {
        verb = optimize;
    }
    else if (n == 8)
    {
        verb = synergize;
    }
    else if (n == 9)
    {
        verb = unleash;
    }
    else
    {
        verb = whiteboard;
    }

// Randomly pick adjective.
    n = r.Next(1, 11);
    if (n == 1)
    {
        adjective = 24/7;
    }    
    else if (n == 2)
    {
        adjective = collaborative;
    }
    else if (n == 3)
    {
        adjective = cutting-edge;
    }
    else if (n == 4)
    {
        adjective = dynamic;
    }
    else if (n == 5)
    {
        adjective = end-to-end;
    }
    else if (n == 6)
    {
        adjective = granular;
    }
    else if (n == 7)
    {
        adjective = intuitive;
    }
    else if (n == 8)
    {
        adjective = mission-critical;
    }
    else if (n == 9)
    {
        adjective = plug-and-play;
    }
    else
    {
        adjective = seamless;
    }

// Randomly pick noun.
    n = r.Next(1, 11);
    if (n == 1)
    {
        noun = action-items;
    }    
    else if (n == 2)
    {
        noun = applications;
    }
    else if (n == 3)
    {
        noun = bandwidth;
    }
    else if (n == 4)
    {
        noun = deliverables;
    }
    else if (n == 5)
    {
        noun = infrastructures;
    }
    else if (n == 6)
    {
        noun = markets;
    }
    else if (n == 7)
    {
        noun = niches;
    }
    else if (n == 8)
    {
        noun = plug-and-play;
    }
    else if (n == 9)
    {
        noun = schemas;
    }
    else
    {
        noun = synergies;
    }

// Assemble sentence.
    litSentence.Text = Our consultants can help your company  +
        verb +   + adjective +   + noun + .;
}
</script>

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